Welcome to my portfolio. This here is a small messy website dedicated to the grand cause that is my programming and multimedia career. If you are reading this, then one of the following happened:

 

  • I referred you here as a friend, so be polite and tell me that I did a good job to not hurt my feelings.
  • I referred you here because you are a potential employer, so please hire me to not hurt my feelings.
  • I referred you here because you're my teacher, so (you've guessed it) give me a good mark.
  • You have somehow surpassed immeasurable odds and managed to find my website - good job.
  • You are a spambot machine (you will be unpleasantly surprised by my contact form).
  • You don't exist, and are therefore not worth mentioning.

    I have prepared a number of fun little pages that contain random crap that I've done over my history of work experience, education and personal experimentation. Not all of it is there, as much of it was lost in the great depression known as my teenage years (not to mention a number of computer viruses).

    Caution: Prolonged exposure to this website may cause nausea, happiness, disgust, green marks around the abdomen area and/or severehair loss. Proceed at your own expense.

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